Well done Team India. I can almost hear the hallowed words, “First Twenty20 World Champions… India”. Poor host, they caught us on the wrong freaking day. Ofcousre, we were gonna win the match, but we wanted to top the group. No way were we getting out of Durban. Not with another weekend approaching. We get treated like gods here, especially by the female kinds. So after we win against the Aussies, we go straight to party.

And then on Monday, well why wouldn’t they just hand over the trophy! Does Pakistan really want to be humiliated once again? Last time, we were kind to them. We made it look as if it was real close. After all we are neighbours! But this time around we will take no prisoners. Prepare to die, you Pakis!

As for a final with NZ, naah, not a chance!

~views expressed are of a member of the Indian team